what do you do when your boss is gone?
It would seem the situation could be approached two ways - suck it up or screw it up. I'm trying real hard to nail the first and avoid the second. But it occurred to me this could also be a game! What's the funniest thing you've done when your boss is out? Worst? And, if you're a glory hound, most amazing?
IMAGE: Smither's hospital mug shot. (He sent that photo to me of his own free will knowling full well what I would do with it.)
UPDATE: Took the mug shot down, felt too bad, and he has too many opportunities to make me suffer. Here's one of him banging on the women's john instead.
UNRELATED: My sister pulled a live tick off a guy's eye yesterday. Again, that sucker was ALIVE. How tired or drunk do you have to be to not notice a tick is on your eyeball?
UPDATE II: Well ... if you really want to see the mug shot. Click in...
TA-DA!
(Smither - it's really not that bad. You could look way worse. This is a good thing, and my posting it serves to alleviate any fears that you won't come back to work soon. It's good PR.)

UPDATE III: WIngman's comment refers to when he and Mike put Smither's couch in the crapper.


(ba dump bump)