October 1, 2008
So you want a picture of the machete haircut?

Seriously. I'm not trolling for compliments here. That's me in the middle. Or is it the right? (NO! Never the RIGHT! The horror.)
(Thanks to Em the Other Writer for emailing over these incredible likenesses.)


Now it'll be like a Sarah Palin/Katie Couric interview - the bar is already set pretty low - and yet it's still so awful you can't look away.