an open letter to my boss

(no, not you Smither.)

AHEM...

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Dear Tim,

I know what Dave Ramsey says. I know we're in a recession and thousands of people are losing their jobs. I know I am never happy with what I have. I know I'm continuously asking for numerous and expensive home improvement initiatives when I know darn well that STUPID BANKERS OWN OUR HOUSE not us and why would we fix up something we don't actually own?

(See. Your rhetorical propaganda has broken through my retail-therapy cortex.)

Remember when I stopped coloring my hair? That's a step, right? And no more manicures or morning lattes? Wow I'm a giver.

So now I want something else. A trip here before the view of me in a swimsuit is too disastrous to behold. (SIDE NOTE: I've already progressed from the first notch in the belt to the very last notch in the belt since 2005. We should hurry.)

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HELPFUL INFO COMING SOON: TIm and I open a pomegranate! You learn from our mistakes! Here's a hint, I basically just watched.

VAGUELY RELATED: Big news from Wingman after the jump...LOST premieres in 70 days, baby!

I hope it doesn't suck this year.