opening statements

I have this office (check) and people often walk into it (check) and they usually say some sort of greeting upon entering (double check).

Been joking with one of them, as her opening lines usually involves the temperature of my office (too hot! too cold!) - or the fact that Kristie's usually in there (just the two girls I wanted to see!) - so now she's been trying to mix it up a bit.

This morning she says, "Why is there a condom on your desk?"

TOTALLY-NOT-A-CONDOM DESK IMAGE HERE:

The innocuous could-be-a-prophylactic square in question is actually (drumroll please) Hippie Chocolate!

"Endangered Species 88% Cocoa" to be precise. It's sweetened with "unbleached water filtered beet sugar." Get your own by clicking here. But be warned. Smither put it best...

"This thing tastes like ass."

So no ... not a condom anyway.