July 22, 2008
best. headline. EVER.
This just in from the All-New, Post Kidney Stone, Back at Work and Funnier Than Ever Wingman...

Wow. I just laughed so hard I almost peed ... and nearly forgot about my crappy backyard. We could be on the verge of a breakthrough, people. Send me more Wang headlines and odds are I won't need a therapist.
INSIDE VOICE: Please don't let it be doctored. Don't let it be a Photoshop prank. I need this to be real. I NEED it to be. I know unicorns don't exist and jackalopes aren't real, but come on ... Just gimme this one. Please?


It's all over the Internet. I'm still crossing my fingers and avoiding Truemors.com - so as to not discover it was all a hoax.