September 19, 2008

funny stuff I'll forget if I don't write it down

Posted At : 8:09 PM | Posted By : Katie
Related Categories: Stuff I'll never remember if I don't write it down,Family Stuff

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ABBEY: "At school we play magic princesses with Colton's friend who's in 5th grade. My name is Irene and I have ice powers and tornado powers. My friend is a princess and I can't remember her name but she only has ice powers. Colton's friend is a magician and his name is AJ and he has fire powers."

ME: "Colton, does your friend get any crap for that?"

COLTON: "Pretty much."

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Little E, his friend who lives down the street and Abbey are outside playing tonight. It goes like this in our driveway:

ERIC: "Cheerleader slave! Go back to Matt's house and get us some chalk."

(Abbey takes off on her scooter)

ME: "Did you just call her a cheerleader slave?"

ERIC: "It's not my fault! She volunteered."

(Abbey returns)

ERIC'S FRIEND: "Thanks slave. (to Eric) What's the plan?"

ERIC: (starts drawing on the driveway) "Now we draw the Terminator camp."

ERIC'S FRIEND: "No no no, I have a better idea. Let's draw the Terminator camp!"

ERIC: (deadpan) "Dude. That's what I just said."

ABBEY: "Do you guys need an umbrella?"

ERIC'S FRIEND: "Send the slave for some food."

ME: "It's time to clean up guys."

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TAKEAWAY #1: Even if we worry about Colton's tendency to choose chess over football or read a book instead of riding a bike, at least he's not playing magic princesses with 2nd grade girls.

TAKEAWAY #2: I need to introduce Ab to Gloria Steinem.

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IMAGE: The culprits belly up to a bar in the Black Hills over Labor Day Weekend.

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