a few words from Tim

SCENE 1:

(as the kids were petting baby chicks at the Apple Orchard south of town)

ME: "Awww. Aren't they cute? I wonder what their names are."

TIM: "I know. That one's Hotwing. And that one over there is McNugget..."

(I hit him with my purse - random people laugh - the kids ignore us)

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SCENE 2:

(driving home and noticing a very large woman wearing red stretch pants and a red tunic top)

ME: "Holy crap. Did you see that? If I ever get like that, tell me immediately."

TIM: "You've got eyes."

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MORE FOR YOUR MONEY, LESS FOR MINE:

I paid $18.50 for a bag of 11 honeycrisp apples. Honestly I didn't look at the price - but when they rang it up I felt I had to pay. We'd come too far.

Here's Tim (LOUDLY): "What? Is that RIGHT? Are you serious?"

ME: (trying to wave him off) "It's okay!"

HIM: (eye roll) "Nice profit for them."

ME: (too offended woman behind cash register) "Wow isn't it a beautiful day?"

HIM: "Why don't we just wipe our asses with dollar bills because you can't admit you didn't look at the price."

*No, he didn't really say that last part. But I know he was thinking it.

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MEMORIES:

Last year's Apple Orchard photos ... I forgot the camera this year.