Let's take the last few days and throw them in reverse, Katie Twitter-stream style:
This is weird. I can almost see myself backing up and starting over all the way back to Tuesday.
If I really could do that in real life I'd TOTALLY not shut down that projector before the big presentation and have all my crap not work in front of lots of people. Just so you know.
(Oh, and I wouldn't yell at that guy peeing in front of his car in front of the bar in Clive last night. I'd have just pretended I didn't see it.)
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KATIE'S TWEETS - READ 'EM IN REVERSE!
Finally have passable coffee! Thanks Decatur gas station with mobile paternity test ads in the bathroom! about 6 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@VaguelyArtistic bahahahaha that tweet saved my morning - you rock! about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Just passed the gas station. I may rip @beparadigm's head from his shoulders. Oh wait. No I won't. I'll sit here and shut up. about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Lest any of you think I'm cracking up - please know we turned north on I-29 and a gas station not far ahead. Gonna be ok. #shakyDTs about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@eranschau no I was a good girl - uno martini and bed by 11pm about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@jpickett1968 lol guess so! about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Okay latte gods. I give. I'm sorry. I need a hit. If someone gave me coffee grounds right now I'd snort them, I swear I would. about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Was that last tweet too dramatic? (It's the caffeine withdrawal talking, not me.) about 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry
If you ever need to interrogate me for anything, hand me a McDonalds latte. I will talk immediately. I don't handle pain well. about 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@TheBeanCast feeling more like a mild Tarantino film (swearing not killing) as there's not much between Des Moines and Omaha #ohthehumanity about 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Thanks for the cigarette-flavor latte McDonalds #failfailfailfailfail (now I'm stuck on I-80 with shitty coffee - pray for my carmates) about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Three people carded tonight. @beparadigm is one of them. I am not. #figures about 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry
@kldesignergirl I'm back now ... But on my way for beverages ... Will resume your scheduled programming tomorrow about 22 hours ago from TwitterBerry
I'm in the Better Homes and Gardens test kitchen ... !!!!!! 1:59 PM Apr 8th from TwitterBerry
@beparadigm prepare yourself ... When things get quiet I've been known to start singing... Results on that have been mixed, btw. 11:48 AM Apr 8th from TwitterBerry
On the road with @beparadigm and @kristimoss with cool stuff from @kldesignergirl ... Good times good times 6:14 AM Apr 8th from TwitterBerry
Beer. Now. Thanks. 9:19 PM Apr 7th from TwitterBerry
Two more signs your PPT may be too large ... copier runs out of memory, and leaving one copy outside boss' office almost trips @thoskam 3:36 PM Apr 7th from web
Sign your PPT may be too large... gum loses flavor before it finishes printing. (or maybe I just chew crappy gum?) 3:32 PM Apr 7th from twhirl
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