September 3, 2009

a peak into the life of an 11-year old boy

ME: "Hey, got a question for you... "

COLTON: "Yeah Mom?"

ME: "Haven't seen any of your gym clothes in the laundry for a while. Since, well, school started actually."

COLTON: "Yup."

ME: "Have you been bringing your gym clothes home?"

COLTON: "Sure. Brought them home last week."

ME: (becoming nervous) "Sooo.... was that the first time since school started?"

COLTON: (clueless) "Yup."

ME: (horrified) "Honey, how many days a week do you have gym class?"

COLTON: "All of them."

ME: (full-on freaking out) "So you wore the SAME SHORTS SHIRT SOCKS for a whole week in a row?!!!"

COLTON: (calmly) "Two weeks actually, you forgot to wash them last weekend so I used them this week too."

ME: "Wow. Just.... wow."

Comments
Little known fact: 11-year-old males have a built in filth barrier. Also, the go days and days without bathing in France.
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Colton would make an okay French person then ... although he cares little for fashion, espresso, public displays of affection, "finding oneself" or cobblestone streets.
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