Because I'm supposed to be in Kansas City, dangit

My buddy Kristie went to judge this advertising award show instead of me, because I have too much unfinished work (see prior Cinderella post).

And guess who's staying at the same hotel? Michael Douglas.

So in honor of that, I give you the trailer for Wall Street II - coming to a greedy corporate stronghold near you, this April.

You gotta watch it for the 80s cell phone alone.