April 16, 2009
"Are you protesting taxes ... or irony?"
Bahahahaha... Jon Stewart and/or his writers can officially speak for me on all things.
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| Tempest in a Tea Party | ||||
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March 23, 2009
For my sister, the not-so-proud owner of a 2006 Chrysler Town & Country (touring edition!)
(1) You're not gonna die.
(2) It's shiny.
(3) We can call it The Silver Bullet.
(4) You won't care about washing it, waxing it, or even if somebody hits it in the parking lot. Zero pressure!
(5) They don't call it "the Cadillac of minivans" for nothing ...
FULL DISCLOSURE: My old '98 T&C (aka "The Minivan of the Apocalypse") was so much lamer...Ssee pic below, actual M.O.T.A. not pictured.
March 19, 2009
5th grade concert PROS vs. CONS
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PRO: Man, Colton's growing up. We went to a middle school tonight. MIDDLE.
CON: Going to a middle school to watch my kid makes me feel very old.
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PRO: Scored a seat at top of bleachers, so had a back rest.
CON: Big guy in front displaying ass-crack as long and deep as the Grand Canyon (Tim spotted it first, it's not like I was looking for it).
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PRO: Little E made it the whole concert without getting grounded.
CON: He went to the bathroom and upon returning, loudly announced he'd dropped his belt "IN PEE!!!" (but then he washed it off and put it back on, wow that was a close one, huh).
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Photos after the jump...
February 25, 2009
so i'm a little behind on my timesheets
(Via cartoonstock and absolutely no relation whatsoever to Miss Emily K, our very own TimeSheet Prodder, who is much thinner than this gallows dude and, to my knowledge, un-tattooed)
TOTALLY UNRELATED: It's day #1 of the no-sweets for Lent thing. And I'm not even Catholic. I've been thinking about scones all morning. Don't worry. I have a sponsor. Already talked to her at 10am. Still on the wagon.
January 30, 2009
today's mantra
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(Image found via thegrouchygamer.
December 11, 2008
for a certain someone who is thinking about growing up and getting a dog
(yes Kristie this informational video is for you)
FEELING GUILTY: I'm really not trolling YouTube for fun. I'm researching animation styles. Honest I am.
November 12, 2008
an open letter to my boss
October 23, 2008
Hey... I have an overabundance of batsh@t insanity!
Cool - Eric, I'm your new pundit blog contributor...
(must watch to end of video to understand post title to its fullest, although it does apply out of context as well)
UH OH: Ever noticed how this blog is only about the election and my kids? And, occasionally, my cat and the lack of airport terminal crappers?
God you people must be bored senseless. If there are any of you still out there.
October 21, 2008
get back to work, katie
I know that believing in reproductive rights, gay rights, environmental rights and the fact that there are people in this country who need help via welfare doesn't make me "un-American."
I also know that anyone who disagrees with me isn't un-American either. (Isn't that the basic tenant of BEING an American? Um, being free to live your own point of view?)
But Sarah Palin seems to think differently. So I think this is funny:
UPDATE: Sarah is thinking we may have taken that "pro America" comment wrong, and totally understands how some of us might have felt anger at that, and her repeated insinuations that if we don't agree with her platform we're baby-killing, socialist terrorists. So just so you know, she didn't mean it that way.
October 20, 2008
i told them i would pay them
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED: It was jersey day at school - and we have a certain affiliation at our house. One of the four bedrooms is solely devoted to it.
MORE FOR YOUR MONEY: I was snarling at them to act like they could stand each other - as everyone was getting pinched or hair pulled.
WHEN THE NEIGHBOR KIDS CAME OVER: They pounced in all their work. Hence no money from mom. That's not bad, right? I gotta stand firm. In all honesty it was worse than when they'd started. They really should pay ME now.
TOTALLY UNRELATED: Got a new Blackberry today and it only took me 2 hours to sync everything.
YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING: Forgot another dentist appointment today. This time it was Colton's. I think they just sort of expect it from me now. Like if I actually showed up on time for an actual non-rescheduled appointment, hell would have frozen over. Don't blame them. I think the same thing myself.
