January 29, 2009

I am so tacky and horrible and low-rent and disgusting

Caption Contest!

Ummm.... How would you describe this wall display at PIzza Hut?

(Kristie refused to stand there while I snapped the photo, and waited for me in the parking lot with a disgusted look on her face.)

But I couldn't help it.

Don't they know what that LOOKS like?

September 11, 2008

just found on a stock photo web site

WTF is this supposed to mean?

Let's make it a caption contest! Winner gets a free OCK guest column...

MY SUBMISSION: "Fingers Do the Walking, Ass Does the Talking."

(Mine rhymes. Consider the gauntlet officially thrown down.)