So if the design doesn't give it away, I have a secret to tell... (sssssshhhhh)

I have issues.

And the #1 person smack in the crosshairs 24/7 is my loving husband (he knew what he was getting into), the Significant Other, otherwise known as the guy who listens to Dave Ramsey too much and therefore won't let me get new windows until we can actually pay for them.

He also won't let me get a new deck, new porch, new garage door sans hole, new floors, new bedroom furniture and remodeled bathrooms. But who's counting?

Anyway...

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The Caveman Husband spent the afternoon in employer-forced charm school.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

His boss made his whole department go.

I can't wait to hear all about it.

Wonder if he broke any teacups?

HIS DEFENSE: "Why do I have to go? I'm not the one who says goat rodeo in meetings.

MY DEFENSE: That is totally part of my charm.

UPDATE: He learned how to use a soup spoon! And not to eat ribs in front of clients! (He's already been banned from eating ribs in front of me for over 8 years...)