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ME: "Where's Colton?"
AB: "He's over at Matthew's house making a fire."
ME: "Uh, what?"
AB: "Don't freak out Mom. He just has a magnifying glass and some leaves."
ME: (incoherent spazzing)
AB: "How about I go down there and get him?"
ME: "Yes that would be very nice."
(2 minutes later the door slams)
COLTON: "Hi Mom!"
ME: (incoherent spazzing)



