a peak into the life of an 11-year old boy
ME: "Hey, got a question for you... "
COLTON: "Yeah Mom?"
ME: "Haven't seen any of your gym clothes in the laundry for a while. Since, well, school started actually."
COLTON: "Yup."
ME: "Have you been bringing your gym clothes home?"
COLTON: "Sure. Brought them home last week."
ME: (becoming nervous) "Sooo.... was that the first time since school started?"
COLTON: (clueless) "Yup."
ME: (horrified) "Honey, how many days a week do you have gym class?"
COLTON: "All of them."
ME: (full-on freaking out) "So you wore the SAME SHORTS SHIRT SOCKS for a whole week in a row?!!!"
COLTON: (calmly) "Two weeks actually, you forgot to wash them last weekend so I used them this week too."
ME: "Wow. Just.... wow."

