September 15, 2008

I just learned something very disturbing

Posted At : 4:18 PM | Posted By : Katie
Related Categories: Wingman Specials,Bad vegetarian

Wingman has been screening my RSS feed.

He doesn't read my blog anymore.

Here's how I found out:

WINGMAN: "Hey did you catch Saturday Night Live this weekend?"

ME: "My god. I posted that intro on my blog."

WINGMAN: "Oh you did? I don't really read it any more."

ME: (in my head, using demon voice) "You will SUFFER." (in reality, using pleasant voice) "Hey no problem, you're a busy guy. Just catch up when you can."

This drunken photo from Cancun is his punishment. Let's see how long it takes him to notice... (And no fair if Wingman's Wife tips him off.)

UPDATE 9/16: He has control over my blog. He took the photo down. I put it up again. I'm sure he won't notice this time.

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July 22, 2008

best. headline. EVER.

Posted At : 3:54 PM | Posted By : Katie
Related Categories: Things That Crack Me Up,Wingman Specials

This just in from the All-New, Post Kidney Stone, Back at Work and Funnier Than Ever Wingman...

Wow. I just laughed so hard I almost peed ... and nearly forgot about my crappy backyard. We could be on the verge of a breakthrough, people. Send me more Wang headlines and odds are I won't need a therapist.

INSIDE VOICE: Please don't let it be doctored. Don't let it be a Photoshop prank. I need this to be real. I NEED it to be. I know unicorns don't exist and jackalopes aren't real, but come on ... Just gimme this one. Please?

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